Going to properly explain myself here because a quick review wouldn't do this justice. Been installing solar panels for about nine years, which is about as sun exposed a job as you can get, full sun on rooftops for entire shifts, and the irony of never protecting my own skin while installing devices that harness that exact sun was not lost on me once I actually thought about it.
Took a genuinely embarrassing amount of time to connect those dots though. What finally did it was a coworker pointing out the irony directly, half joking but clearly making a real point, and once he said it out loud I couldn't really unhear it.
Started using this shortly after, roughly four months of consistent morning use now. Doesn't slow down any of the rooftop work at all, dries down fast enough that it's a non issue within minutes. My face looks considerably calmer and more even these days, and the irony of my previous situation is thankfully behind me now.